Yes

General Audition

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Kenji (requested by Julie Gillet)

E-Mail Address:

info@vancouveractorsguide.com

Phone Number:

555-555-5555

Production Company or School:

Théâtre la Seizième

Casting Director(s):

Théâtre la Seizième

Audition Location:

Vancouver

Compensation / Rates:

To be negotiated

Submission Instructions:

All candidates are invited to send their resume and a short introductory email, in French, to projets@seizieme.ca.
Actors should also provide a recent casting photo.
Authors should provide a 10-page sample from a play.
Designers should provide photos of their work or a portfolio.
In the introductory email, please indicate your times of unavailability for the following dates: May 14, 15, 16.

Additional Comments:

ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA:

Pursuing a professional career in Theatre;
Having successfully completed training in theatre arts and/or having participated in at least two professional productions;
Being able to work in French;
Living in British Columbia;
Not having worked for Théâtre la Seizième during the last five years. (Artists known to the company will be invited to audition as required.)

AUDITION PROCESS:

The selected candidates will be asked to attend a 10–15 minute interview.
The actors selected will have to present a monologue in French not exceeding three minutes in length.
The designers selected will have to bring their portfolio (physical or digital) to the interview.

Only the people who have been selected for an interview will be contacted. Please do not call.

Candidates from diverse backgrounds are encouraged to apply.

APPLICATION DEADLINE: May 3, 2019, at 5:00 PM

Audition Date(s):

May 14, 15 and 16, 2019

Character 1 Name:

Various

Character 1 Age:

Various

Character 1 Description:

Various

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Project Category:

Theatre / Live Performance

Union Status:

Non-Union

Character 1 Gender:

Open

Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Friday, May 3, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

info@vancouveractorsguide.com

The Butterfly Affect

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Tina Marie McCulloch

E-Mail Address:

tinamariecasting@gmail.com

Phone Number:

780-722-3138

Production Company or School:

Spectacle 5 Films

Producer(s):

Tracey Mack, Rose-Ann Tisserand, Amanda Konkin

Director(s):

Stephanie Blakey

Casting Director(s):

Tina Marie McCulloch (Tina Marie Casting)

Audition Location:

MP3 recording

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver (Transportation at actors’ expense)

Compensation / Rates:

Jessie-$600
Bridgette-$450
Mom-$150
Manager-$150

Synopsis:

Jesse is a worm. Yes, she was surprised too. Growing up in a community of caterpillars, Jesse hadn't really stood out much. Sure, she ate dirt and had no arms (terribly inconvenient), but it had never occurred to her that she might be something very different. Then The Change happened. One by one, all her friends became butterflies but  she did not. In this Slice-Of-Life Biopic, we follow Jesse as she works on coming to terms with her 'wormy-ness'. Through interviews with her and her friends interspersed with ‘captured footage’ of Jesse living a worm’s life in a butterfly’s world, we get to know her as she starts to really know herself. Her life might not be picture-perfect, but maybe that’s okay. Sometimes it’s alright just to be a worm.

Submission Instructions:

Please email tinamariecasting@gmail.com you will be sent sides to prepare and record (Note: Recording on your mobile device is acceptable )

Additional Comments:

The Butterfly Affect is a short film that focuses on the life of Jessie, a worm living in a butterfly’s world.It is created as part of Women In Animation Vancouver / Women In View’s Five In Focus Program, designed to advance gender equality, in the animation industry. For the Five In Focus program, five women were nominated by industry executives for being women to watch / women who are ready to advance, and they were placed into key creative roles for the production of this short film, along with being provided with mentorship and training opportunities and sponsored attendance at a market/festival. The film will premiere at Spark Animation Festival in October of 2019.

Audition Date(s):

April 24th to May 2nd

Character 1 Name:

Jessie

Character 1 Age:

Character 1 Description:

Bio: Polite and quiet, you might not even notice that Jesse is present, except for the fact that she is a worm in a city of butterflies. Literally. Comfortable as a child with her caterpillar friends, she's now in her early twenties and reflecting on the fact that she will never be a butterfly. Despite this, she comes to terms with it and accepts herself for who she is in a slightly bittersweet but ultimately hopeful way. Voice: Early twenties female. Soft-spoken, but can speak up when necessary. Gentle, a little shy and nervous until she gets going. In the film, she will get a little more confident as time passes and she becomes more comfortable with herself.  Similar voice: Minty Lewis as Eileen from "Regular Show"

Character 2 Age:

Character 2 Name:

Bridgette

Character 2 Description:

Bio: Stylish and well put together, Bridgette is Jesse's best friend from high school. Unlike Jesse, however, the young caterpillar Bridgette grew up into a beautiful butterfly. Things aren't all as they seem, however- Bridgette's attention to her outward appearance is used to overcompensate for her remaining childhood awkwardness on the inside. Voice: Early twenties female. Confident, but not cocky, has a "chill" kind of voice. Sounds like she'd be the cool person working at a hip coffee shop, but wouldn't be a snob about things. Similar voice: Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago from "Brooklyn 99"

Character 3 Name:

Mom

Character 3 Age:

Character 3 Description:

Bio: A go-getter and powerhouse of a woman, Jesse's mom has never met a challenge she couldn't overcome. While it's easy for her to meet her own high standards, it's more difficult when she expects the same of her daughter. Though she sees herself as caring and motivational, her words are unintentionally sharp. It's easy for her to expect her daughter to soar to the same heights despite that Jesse's mother is a butterfly and Jesse is a worm. Voice: Early-fifties female. Sharp and to the point, but not snappy. Mid-ranged. Might sound a little younger than she is. Similar voice: I don't have anyone specific in mind, but if I were forced to include a reference, it would be Robin Wright's performance from "The Congress". I'm open to anything.

Character 4 Name:

Manager

Character 4 Age:

Character 4 Description:

Bio: The manager of the hardware store has worked there for two decades- it's her pride and joy. She likes Jesse, her newest hire, but pities her a little bit. The manager will see her try things out sometimes, but this is worrisome- she would rather have Jesse stick to something she can do rather than potentially make a mess of things. In the manager's mind, she's sparing Jesse the inconvenience and embarrassment, but tends to intervene in an unintentionally patronizing way. Voice: Mid-forties female, caring in a Minnesota-nice kind of way. Similar voice: April Winchell as Pepper-Ann's mother, "Pepper-Ann", Sylvia in "Wander Over Yonder".

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

Between May 6th to May 12th TBC

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Character 1 Gender:

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Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

tinamariecasting@gmail.com

The Modern Girl's Guide to Wishing

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Karen Sickles

E-Mail Address:

karen@papertigerfilms.com

Phone Number:

604-454-7042

Production Company or School:

Paper Tiger Films

Producer(s):

Karen Sickles

Director(s):

James Parris

Casting Director(s):

Karen Sickles, James Parris

Audition Location:

Online

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver

Compensation / Rates:

$100 (4-6 hour day)

Synopsis:

Unshakeable close friends since childhood and a tragedy that took her mother from her, AMELIA and GRACE have done literally everything together, including attempting to climb the corporate ladder. They are a creative force to be reckoned with but the strain starts to show as Grace begins to reap the benefits of being the “pretty one”. When Amelia finds herself in the possession of a genie and his 3 wishes, the answer to all of their dreams finally seems in their grasp.

Submission Instructions:

Please submit headshots & CV (jpg/pdf) to casting@papertigerfilms.com
Final selection process will include a video chat with the producer and director.

Additional Comments:

This is a one day photo shoot for a development/pitch package for the feature film "Modern Girl's Guide to Wishing".
We will shoot 3-5 still scenes.

Audition Date(s):

Ongoing to submission deadline

Character 1 Name:

Amelia

Character 1 Age:

25-35

Character 1 Description:

Amelia who falls outside societies’ parameters for “classic beauty” is a certified introvert, and girl-nerd to boot. Her creativity knows no boundaries, but her skills go unacknowledged in the image conscious world of the high powered ad agency, AOK, she works in. Aidy Bryant, Mellisa McCarthy, Kirsten Vangsness type

Character 2 Age:

25-35

Character 2 Name:

Grace

Character 2 Description:

Grace who falls at the high end of societies’ parameters for "classic beauty" equals Amelia’s nerdiness and creativity. However, it would seem given her physical “attributes”, she is on the fast track for success at AOK. Margo Robbie, Emma Stone, Emilia Clark type

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

May 18 or 19th (TBC)

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Project Category:

Union Status:

Non-Union

Character 1 Gender:

Female

Character 2 Gender:

Female

Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Friday, May 10, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

karen@papertigerfilms.com

Dead To Me

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Rowan Jang

E-Mail Address:

mitribe@mitribemedia.com

Phone Number:

778-788-0510

Production Company or School:

Generativity Productions / Darkside Releasing / MiTribe Media

Producer(s):

Chris Maruna, David Aboussafy

Director(s):

Chris Maruna

Casting Director(s):

Rowan Jang

Audition Location:

Beatty Street Studios

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver B.C.

Compensation / Rates:

$300 /day

Synopsis:

On his 60th birthday, retired lawyer Robert Jovic confronts the demons responsible for the overwhelming loss and regret that now define his life.

Submission Instructions:

Please send a headshot, resume and demo reel to mitribe@mitribemedia.com

Audition Date(s):

April 26th, 2019

Character 1 Name:

THE BOSS

Character 1 Age:

40+

Character 1 Description:

This smart sociopath projects total confidence. He will stop at absolutely nothing to get his way. Lying, cheating, using, it’s all good. This definitive Alpha Male, this Pit Bull in a suit has an "aura " about him. He stands out instantly from every male around him, either physically or by his sheer will. Like an MMA fighter he is instantly respected and just as instantly feared. He is the last guy in the world you’d ever want to mess with.

Character 2 Age:

50-70

Character 2 Name:

THE BANKER

Character 2 Description:

A greedy little two-faced bean counter. He is small in stature but makes up for it by being largely dishonest. A sneaky and patently phony little individual who has ripped off endless investors by lying and gaining their trust. If he had a hero it would be Bernie Madoff.

Character 3 Name:

THE MADAM

Character 3 Age:

30-50

Character 3 Description:

A woman best described as a feral cat. A creature you might think is domesticated but will turn on you suddenly, without reason, then scratch your eyes out. She uses her body, her smile and her appeal like a spider uses a web. Ultimately it ends in death and often a juicy lunch.

Character 4 Name:

MR. CRACKHEAD

Character 4 Age:

20-30

Character 4 Description:

Like his nickname this 20-something male is a drug addict, willing to do or try anything that will get him off. Over the years the drugs have taken their toll. He’s now a mess, often giggling or talking to himself. His brain is so damaged he simply follows whoever is leading, even if by doing so leads to murder.

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

October 2019

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Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

mitribe@mitribemedia.com

Project Family Vacation

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Ashley Macdonald

E-Mail Address:

wanderingmonstermedia@gmail.com

Phone Number:

7787516273

Notes and Comments to Administrator:

Low budget marketing video, but paid!

Production Company or School:

Wandering Monster Media

Producer(s):

Ashley Macdonald, David Gattey

Director(s):

Ashley Macdonald

Casting Director(s):

Ashley Macdonald, David Gattey

Audition Location:

Submitting online

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver (Most likely Stanley Park)

Compensation / Rates:

$100/day

Synopsis:

Family is on vacation in Vancouver doing touristy things using a brand new app to help them stay in touch.

Submission Instructions:

Please submit Headshot, full body shot and resume to wanderingmonstermedia@gmail.com. We are casting an entire family so we will be trying to match up folks as best we can and submitting them to the client as a group!

Audition Date(s):

April 20th - April 25th

Character 1 Name:

Dad

Character 1 Age:

40s

Character 1 Description:

40s, any ethnicity, any body type. We are going for genuine and believable as far as the feigned happiness and cheesy smiles! We want the viewer to actually enjoy watching this ad and not roll their eyes. No campy acting! However, Cargo shorts MIGHT be a must :)

Character 2 Age:

late 30s early 40s

Character 2 Name:

Mom

Character 2 Description:

Any ethnicity, any body type. Looking for very natural acting. We want this ad to be believable and relatable and not over the top :) We may have you lying on the beach in some sort of beachwear, bathing suit, sun dress type thing enjoying the weather.

Character 3 Name:

Teenage daughter

Character 3 Age:

15-18

Character 3 Description:

Any ethnicity, any body type. Looking for very casual, natural acting. We want to believe you guys are actually on vacation and ACTUALLY enjoying yourself. Dont worry, we won't be asking for super cheesy smiles or forced family hugs :p

Character 4 Name:

Young teenage son

Character 4 Age:

11-14

Character 4 Description:

any ethnicity, any body type. Natural, casual acting. On vacation with the fam. Nothing cheesy. The boy gets caught using money from his dads wallet to buy something from the concession stand. Son just gives an innocent smile and dad just rolls his eyes and tries to hide his smile.

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

May 1st - May 30th (One day of shooting within those dates)

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Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Thursday, April 25, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

wanderingmonstermedia@gmail.com

Car Dealership Commercial

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Mariya Miloshevych

E-Mail Address:

Ridleyfilm@gmail.com

Phone Number:

6479967379

Production Company or School:

Ridley Cinematography

Casting Director(s):

Mariya Miloshevych

Audition Location:

Online

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver

Compensation / Rates:

$100/day flat rate.
Low Pay as this is a low Budget production.

Synopsis:

This is a small commercial for a Canadian company that takes care of exporting cars. You would be needed for one full day. Very simple concept with you lounging at home and then in your brand new car.

Submission Instructions:

Please email your headshot and a resume to Ridleyfilm@gmail.com
Open to individuals without acting experience.

Audition Date(s):

Ongoing until April 30th

Character 1 Name:

African-Canadian Male

Character 1 Age:

30-40

Character 1 Description:

Non-Speaking We’re hoping to represent a typical resident of Ghana. Upbeat, positive and welcoming.

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

May (exact date TBD)

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Project Category:

Corporate / Industrial

Union Status:

Non-Union

Character 1 Gender:

Male

Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

Ridleyfilm@gmail.com

Project Loss(es)

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Leifennie Ang

E-Mail Address:

leifennie@gmail.com

Phone Number:

7789905185

Notes and Comments to Administrator:

This project will be a live performance and recorded dance video.

Production Company or School:

Kelinci Studio

Producer(s):

Leifennie Ang

Director(s):

Joel Hanna, Leifennie Ang

Casting Director(s):

Joel Hanna, Leifennie Ang

Audition Location:

Vancouver (Location: TBC)

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

TBD

Compensation / Rates:

Paid Contract

Synopsis:

We are casting for an independent performance dance piece dealing with the subject of pregnancy and pregnancy loss(es). We are looking for 4 FEMALE individuals who are open to sharing their own experiences or portraying the narrative of other people’s experience. Because of the sensitive nature of this topic, auditions will be held in private and by appointment only. We are not limiting the roles to specific types but do have concepts for characters at different stages of life that are open to adjustment for the prospective dancers.

Submission Instructions:

Please have a short piece of choreography (1 minute or longer) prepared to display, with or without music or spoken word accompaniment. The audition will be recorded for decision making and behind the scenes footage. Sign up sheet link: http://www.slyreply.com/app/sheets/cqb3575nk6op/

If you are unable to make it to the audition dates, please drop an email to Leifennie at leifennie@gmail.com and we'll figure something out.

Audition Date(s):

May 2, May 3 (11am - 3pm)

Character 1 Name:

DANCER

Character 1 Age:

16-99

Character 1 Description:

Individuals who are open to sharing their own experiences or portraying the narrative of other people’s experience of the topic pregnancy and/or pregnancy loss(es) through movements or dance.

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

TBD

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Project Category:

Other

Union Status:

Non-Union

Character 1 Gender:

Female

Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

leifennie@gmail.com

The Good One

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Wenjie Wang

E-Mail Address:

cs@octoberstudio.ca

Phone Number:

6042320865

Production Company or School:

October Studio

Casting Director(s):

Wenjie Wang

Audition Location:

2088 No 5 Rd #290, Richmond, BC V6X 2T1

Compensation / Rates:

TBD

Synopsis:

Jay and Henry find a bug that installed by Kim in the car when they are dealing drugs. They went from arguing to Henry and Kim confronting each other with guns. Henry accidentally killed Kim by shooting.

Submission Instructions:

please sent your headshots and resume to cs@octoberstudio.ca

Audition Date(s):

May 24

Character 1 Name:

Jay

Character 1 Age:

25-35 (Asian or African Canadian)

Character 1 Description:

Older brother of Henry, a drug dealer/a pimp, uses his younger brother’s resource to do drug deals. Superficially he is indifferent his family, but actually, all he did was for his family.

Character 2 Age:

20-30 (Asian or African Canadian)

Character 2 Name:

Henry

Character 2 Description:

Younger brother of Jay– Paramedics - He has been a good boy all his life, but intertwine with his big brother’s drug dealing .

Character 3 Name:

Kim

Character 3 Age:

20-30 (Caucasian or Latin Canadian)

Character 3 Description:

Jay ‘s prostitute but she is an undercover cop, infiltrate into the drug deal group in order to break through the drug dealers.

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Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Friday, May 10, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

cs@octoberstudio.ca

The Tempest

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Kate Lancaster

E-Mail Address:

klancaster@placedesarts.ca

Phone Number:

(604) 664-1636

Production Company or School:

Place des Arts

Producer(s):

Place des Arts

Director(s):

Jessica Anne Nelson

Casting Director(s):

n/a

Audition Location:

Place des Arts, 1120 Brunette Avenue, Coquitlam

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Coquitlam Town Centre Park Plaza

Compensation / Rates:

$500 honorarium

Synopsis:

The story starts on an enchanted island where a magician named Prospero and his daughter Miranda live. They are on this deserted island because of Prospero's brother Antonio and the King of Naples, Alonso. Prospero takes revenge, and with all his magic lures Antonio, the King and several other characters to the island. Many events take place on the island, and eventually everyone feels guilty and sorry for their actions. Thanks to Prospero's spirit Ariel, who used to be a slave of the evil witch Sycorax, all return safely to Italy in the end.

Submission Instructions:

Actors will need to prepare a one-minute classical monologue of their choice. If actors have any musical talents they should prepare a song of their choice or, if they play an instrument, they should bring it along and be prepared to play. A keyboard will be supplied for those with piano skills. Please wear comfortable clothes you can move in and bring a bottle of water. To book an audition, or for more information, actors may contact Place des Arts’ Program and Events Coordinator Michael Fera at mfera@placedesarts.ca or 604.664.1636 ext. 34

Additional Comments:

This is an open casting call for an ensemble troupe of teen actors. Specific casting will be done once the ensemble has been assembled.

Open call for actors ages 15 - 18 (must be 15 by July 2, 2019)
*The director is looking for young actors with a strong commitment to the work and a willingness to have fun!

Audition Date(s):

Saturday, May 11, 3:00 - 6:00 pm

Character 1 Name:

Ensemble

Character 1 Age:

15-17

Character 1 Description:

Looking to hire an ensemble of actors ages 15 – 17 for all lead roles.

Shoot / Perf. Date(s):

Tuesday, July 23 - Sunday, July 28

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Project Category:

Theatre / Live Performance

Union Status:

Non-Union

Character 1 Gender:

Open

Is this a Student Production?:

Submission Deadline:

Friday, May 10, 2019

Is there guaranteed monetary compensation, if cast?:

Yes

Confirm Email Address:

klancaster@placedesarts.ca

Amelie the Musical

Full Name (Your name, not company):

Chris Lam

E-Mail Address:

phildashil@hotmail.com

Phone Number:

6047657554

Production Company or School:

West Moon Theatre

Producer(s):

Chris Lam

Director(s):

Chris Lam

Casting Director(s):

Chris Lam, Peter Abando

Audition Location:

TBA

Shoot / Perf. Location(s):

Vancouver

Compensation / Rates:

Equity and/or non-equity (equity engagement will be through the Festival Policy Agreement) and the pay model is a PROFIT SHARE*

Synopsis:

Amélie is an extraordinary young woman who lives quietly in the world but loudly in her mind. She covertly improvises small but surprising acts of kindness that bring joy and mayhem. But when a chance at love comes her way, Amélie realizes that to find happiness she’ll have to risk everything and say what’s in her heart. Be inspired by this imaginative dreamer who finds her voice, discovers the power of connection, and sees possibility around every corner.

Submission Instructions:

Please prepare a contemporary rock song/or contemporary musical theatre piece/ or Folk-rock song. Bring a hardcopy of your headshot and recent resume that would be greatly appreciated. Please bring something that you can wear that gives you physical accessibility as there will be a movement portion to the audition, but this will be mentioned once contacted. - phildashil@hotmail.com

Audition Date(s):

May 6th and May 7th and callbacks on May 11th

Character 1 Name:

Amelie

Character 1 Age:

25-30

Character 1 Description:

still imaginative, still sees the best in things, still independent, but her independence might be growing into a more permanent state of isolation.

Character 2 Age:

25-30

Character 2 Name:

Nino

Character 2 Description:

a loner and artist; unconventional good looks; independent, private.

Character 3 Name:

Young Amelie

Character 3 Age:

8-9

Character 3 Description:

highly imaginative; sees her way through most difficulties; independent-minded in childhood and beyond.

Character 4 Name:

Suzanne

Character 4 Age:

30-40

Character 4 Description:

owner of Two Windmills Café, one leg shorter than the other.

Additional Characters:

ENSEMBLE:
PARISIANS, PEDDLERS, CUSTOMERS AT THE TWO WINDMILLS CAFÉ, CUSTOMERS AT THE SEX SHOP, NEWS ANCHORS, REPORTERS etc.
RAPHAEL POULAIN - Amélie's father, a clinical Army physicial; orderly, sees the worst in things; finds his daughter incomprehensible.
AMANDINE POULAIN - Amélie's mother, a neurotic teacher, sees eye to eye with her husband.
FLUFFY POULAIN - a goldfish; Young Amélie's best friend.
BELGIAN TOURIST
BLIND BEGGAR - dyspeptic.
GEORGETTE CORNUEL - hypochondriacal taboccanist at Two Windmills.
PHILOMENE de NOIRPOIS - airline hostess, a habitué of Two Windmills, frequently away.
HIPOLITO JEUNET - unpublished writer, habitué of Two Windmills.
JOSEPH COTTARD - Gina's misogynistic ex-lover, a plumber, habitué of Two Windmills.
LUCIEN VILLEPARISIS - a child-like employee of the local grocery.
COLLIGNON - local grocer.
COLLIGNON'S MOTHER
COLLINGNON'S FATHER
JULIEN DUFAYEL - elderly recluse with degenerative bone disease.
BRETODEAU - middle-aged man with regrets.
ELTON JOHN - super star.
GARDEN GNOME - cast in plaster, knee-high, heavy.
SYLVIE LEGRANDIN - sex shop worker.
ADRIEN WELLS - Gina's dead husband.
MYSTERIOUS MAN